The Republic of United Hellenic Lands is a large, socially progressive nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 68 million Hellenes love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 33.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Hellenas economy, worth 2.12 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 31,201 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory, tourists call Hellenas beach towns "the fine coastline", and corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Hellenic Lands's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

United Hellenic Lands is ranked 62,392^nd in the world and 721^st in Europe for Most Beautiful Environments, with 636.67 pounds of wildlife per square mile.